Friday, March 07, 2008

Dear Ross

You peered deep into my soul; you brushed my shoulder; yeah you were with that pretty brunette in the leopard print outfit, but I know, you wanted to be with the girl in the pink tutu—that was me!
Yeah so my friend said you were really thinking CALL SECURITY, but I know you were thinking...."hmmm who is this raven haired beauty?"

Sorry I didn't telepathically send you my digits, but you live here, right? Breath easy, You'll see me again.

Oh yeah, to the rest of you, meander, walk, no, RUN to the Lookingglass Theatre for the performance of Hephaestus—a mythological circus tale! There are only like three performance left! It was so good, and if you're lucky you too may see Lookingglass co-founder David Schwimmer—but ladies, know he saw my soul and he now belongs to me.

And to you, Mr. Schwimmer, yeah you're real cute, yeah you're famous, yeah you're rich, but you will still have to woo me—just a little. I like chocolate, cats, movies, long walks on the beach, all that BS, unless if you don't—oh yeah, and I'm a vegetarian.

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