Tuesday, November 09, 2004

It is MY blog!

Okay sooooo check out this fun shoot I did for the Millinery Alliance of Chicago!
http://www.millineryartsalliance.com/

Need more Jolene fun? Check out the Improv Kitchen....
http://www.improvkitchen.com/

OKay I'm off to take my cat on a bus now!

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

See you at The Polls!

Hey all! Happy Voting Day Election 2004!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!!!! Go America!

Well I can tell you these past few months have been horrendous!!! The issues, the decisions, the intensity! After some serious soul searching, thinking and praying I have finally come to my decision. In 2004 I'm voting Kerry!!!!!!

It' s been a hard decision, I mean just last week I was going to vote for Bush, because I've always been a big fan of 90210. I mean I grew up with that television show featuring the lovely and beautiful Bush supporter, Shannen Doherty. But then I thought, "this is a beautiful woman, and she has been fired from two popular television shows and was arrested for a DUI."

And I'm sorry, but I'm against driving drunk, as well as misbehaving on a Hollywood Television Set.

Soooo I started thinking again.... for a while I remained a Bush supporter, because, afterall, Mr. Schwarzenegger did star in Jingle All The Way filmed in my hometown of Minneapolis/St. Paul. And my brother's girlfriend, Emily met him while he was on location there and she said he was really nice.

But then I was concerned again because Arnold did give up a righteous career in film to, um be Mayor of California? No wait I meant to be the Senator of California!!!!

Yep so I was again stumped on what to do! I thought about the Boss and really I'm not a fan.... I mean back in the 80's Bruce did leave his preganant wife for the wild redheaded woman in the E Street Band. What kind of man does that!!!!????

So I spent my nights wide awake, worrying about what to do, but last night I took charge. Before bed I lit a candle and I prayed. I prayed to the Lord....and I said: "Dear God, please send me a sign of who I should vote for this Election term. I need your help. Ms. Doherty's record is blemished, Arnold seeems a bit selfish and the Boss is a cheat.....I no longer know where to turn."

Well low and behold Jesus sent me a sign just this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There on my televisoin was the striking and quite hansome Ashston Kutcher of television's compelling and intensely popular comedy That 70's Show. Ashston was serious and looked into the camera lens, no not posing as he usually does, well maybe just a bit, and he spoke the most magical words...... "Vote Kerry, he's my man. He's caring and he really likes people."

Well I have to say, I couldn't breath for a second. I mean HELLO! I like people too! But more importantly I like Ashston Kutcher!

Yeah and then Kerry was all like "I like Ashston and the Boss, they are respected figures so they make people aware."

WOW!

So in 2004 I vote Kerry because Ashston is really cute and maybe, just maybe, Ashston will notice me. Oh God, he could even ask me on a date.....and then we'll get married and have lots of babies!!!! Oooh Ashston you're sooooooo cool...

Punk me Ashston Punk me!!!!!!!!
Title photo by Nick Gordon