Super Cheap Chicago

I just came upon this deal if anyone is interested in...
Fun and Free at the EP-Suites
Exclusive for residents of Minnesota only; (or Florida, if your name is Riki; London, if you're name is Eleise.)

Just six hours by auto (forget bathroom breaks or stops at the Mickey D’s) from the breathtaking Twin Cities is the quaint city of Chicago, named for an Indian, I think,
EP-Suites is offering an exclusive deal of free, that’s right, FREE, room and possibly board…for any number of weekends from April 1 to Sept. 30.

Amenities include:
-27 inch television, equipped with the top five local Chicago channels
-DSL Internet hook-up, instant access to Yahoo’s Literati
-A cushy twin sized bed engulfed with pink hearts and quick access to the kitchen area.
-A cat that will meow as an alarm when it is time to wake in the morning. This cat will also provide love and snuggles, but beware her bottom side is full of dingles.

EP-Suites is conveniently located in Chicago’s fabulously lovable Lakeview neighborhood and is in the heart of Lakeview’s ‘Boystown,’ or as we like to refer to it, the Gayborhood. The convenient location allows for many fun activities! If you’re a sweaty gay man who often never wears a shirt then you’ll enjoy the club Hydrate, located just one block north….need some coffee? Grab a Lot-hey! at the Starbucks or Queeribou, both located two blocks away. Get your drink on at Jacquelyn’s or The Closet.

Don't feel like being a gay man? Then head on down to Lake Michigan, just four blocks away, for a roller blade, bike ride or walk, bring your dog as the dog beach is close by!

- Hang out in Chicago’s famed Wrigleyville, three blocks west of the EP-Suites…Go to a Cubs game.
-Take the El downtown and shop at the only store Minnesota doesn’t have, H&M
-Head down the Mag Mile and hit up some culture at The Art Institute.
-Check out the Bean at the new Millennium Park, http://www.millenniumpark.org/
-See Jackie O’s beautiful clothes at the Field Museum, http://www.millenniumpark.org/
-Or go to the creepy exhibit Body Worlds, the anatomical exhibit of REAL human bodies, at the Museum of Science and Industry. The house manager of the EP-Suites saw this exhibit last week and offers the following comment: “Man alive it was creepy!” http://www.msichicago.org/bodyworlds/index.html

No matter what you decide to do, your stay at the EP-Suites would surely be one of fun and harmony! For reservations call the EP-Suites House Manager, who'd be MORE THAN THRILLED with your plan of a visit......if you don’t have her number, then you’re probably not wanted at the Suites anyway!