Saturday, January 27, 2007

Jack Turner

In 1941 something amazing happened! On January 27 a son was born to John Samuel and Jewel Emily Turner in their home in Monett, Missouri. This baby was christened John Joseph and already had a cool big sis, Jerrie! Legend says that little John Joseph was the cutest baby born that year, and he was quite well-behaved.


Eventually the baby grew up into this hansome man shown here...but not just yet....
Baby John was dubbed Jackie and grew up being as crazy as any child that resides in Monett. He played sports, mainly basketball, his favorite, and wreaked havoc with his friends. Often they would drive “the strip” to ogle the ladies, and cause chaos. A favorite pastime was lighting firecrackers to throw them through the windows of passing cars —of course there is a tale that plan backfired, so to speak, when a firecracker was not thrown properly and landed in their own car.


He was silly all the time! Here is scarecrowing around at the "mansion" in Monett.

Jackie soon grew up to be Jack and attended college at the University of Missouri, Rolla. After graduation, Jack began working and moved to chilly Minnesota where one of the most important events took place.

At the Thunderbird motel in Bloomington, Minnesota he met the lovely and delightfully sweet Marilyn Turner.

She is a hottie!

It was love at first sight for both as they knew they met their match — goodbye Rosemary, goodbye Dale, or is that Dell, it didn’t matter, because Jack was now the man.

They were a breathtaking couple

Marilyn soon introduced him to her parents!!!!

And then, on a breezy autumn day Jack and Marilyn wed on October 4, 1969. Marilyn looked Jackie-O-esk in her mini wedding dress and veil! Oh those legs. The two would party with their friends, dance on pianos, play softball, and lounge about at barbecues.


In 1971 their family began when Marilyn birthed a son, Davey. And then, in April of 1974, their greatest creation was born, their precious and perfect daughter, Jolene.

Oooooh so sweet!


And she even sings with her brother!

Their lives were now complete. Jack doted on Jolene and even stayed up with her in the hospital in Monett when she nearly died a horrific baby death. She was so cold in that tent, but dad stood by her side all night. Soon Jack's favorite child grew older, and somewhat irritating. On a ride from Minnesota to California she was a terror, but always right. Once her father purchased some fuzzy peaches and began to complain about the fuzz. Little Jolene just told him to “Eat the Fuzz,” he laughed because she was right— she obviously had inherited her father’s good sense.

On that same trip the two saw moose! Meese. No mooeses. Meeses...whatever.

Throughout the years Jack continued to be the BEST father a girl could ever hope to have.

He snuggled with her kitty, Miss Ginger.

He taught her to drive, first an automatic, then years later a manual; he’s given her sound advice on life, jobs, and money. He gives her genuine compliments on her striking good-looks, and constructive criticism on her clothing choices. He makes jokes and acts goofy, all to make her laugh, but maybe more so to make himself laugh.

He also enjoyed the summers in Minnesota.


And the winters too.

Jack was always excited to visit Jolene at school in Duluth and visit pretty waterfalls.

he was there on graduation day as well, of course!


Aside from being the perfect father to both his children, Jack is also a very good husband. He takes very good care of Marilyn. He takes care of her with all his might. He takes her out on the town often, communicates well with her, makes her laugh, and will always appease her silly requests, such as re-wallpapering a room that had just been wallpapered. He’s also the favorite son-in law of Marilyn’s Mom, the cute Margie Glynn. He helps her out often and makes certain she knows that she's the best Lady in Columbia Heights.

Today Jack is known by many, especially by Lulu the dog, as the best man that ever lived. He continues to do right by his family and Miss Lulu too.

Friday, December 29, 2006

J's 2006 World

Well well well well well... here we go again....new year, new bat time....
Ahead are some 2006 highlights of Jolene's World, circa 2006, (READ: highlights because I had access to a camera) Enjoy!

One of my boyfriends won best actor for his portrayal of the great Johnny Cash in Walk the Line, I am proud.


I purchased a scanner early in the year, all so I could scan stupid photos like this pic of me and my first husband, Big Bear. The critters are our children. I'm not sure where they are today, but I reckon they are doing well for themselves.


I took a silly freelance gig, but I got my brother featured in my story! yay!


Got a Kickin' role as Karen in David Mamet's Speed the Plow, a role Madonna first played on broadway... pssst told I was better than Madge!


My body looks huge, but look at cute Adam being so serious behind me!! Tee-hee!


Hello Karen has Cleavage!


Then I met a boy...he sells T-shirts on the internet.


Took a dramatic pause in my dressing room at the cast party.


Adam behaved a little more dramatically in the theatre's ghetto kitchen.


Made a great friend in Mark, the show's most important crew member...here we celebrate at the Chicago Pride Parade, just after the show's final matinee


A moment of happiness from that crazy parade.


I love this outfit!!!! Pink is always the new pink!


In the Summer of '06 I loved hanging on my 'patio.'


My darlings, E and Kim came for a very quick visit...too quick! But enjoyable none the less!


A randomly funny photo that remians to be an inside joke!


In 2006 I adored the DVD the Mirrormask!


Oh that boy again! Our first awkward pic together.


ROAR...according to the Chinese I was born in the year of the Tiger! So fitting!


Enjoying the summer!


Oooooh the EP Suites welcoming Goat...


And on the South side one of EP's Giraffe's


Cute. I found out I'm dating a dumpster diver. UH, actually... this is for real!!!!!


But yet he makes me the most interesting dinners!


Ooooh a beatiful friend gets married!


Her wedding ceremony at Theatre in the Round In Minneapolis!


While home I shot this pic of my baby sister.


I also celebtared the 4th of July by the Mississippi river in downtown St. Paul.


Then I squeezed my parents goodbye at the airport.


Summer in Chicago is soooo nice!!!!! I miss it!


Too much fun, scamming my way into Lollapalooza in Grant Park, Chicago.


Seeing The Flaming Lips! Yes!!!!!!


Frankie and I having fun at the festival.


Getting too addicted to a television show.


My boyfriend, Sawyer.


And yet another addicting show...


My boyfriend from this show...yum!


While home in the Fall of '06 I got to visit with my good friend Cate and her cute hubby, Tyler.


Ooooh it's Halloween time! These pumpkins have since been eaten by rats. :(


For Halloween we dressed as Donnie and Marie Osmond.


Seeeeeeeeeeee! We almost look just like them!


A good Chi-town friend...and the kicker? She grew up minutes from me in Roseville, Minnesota!


An unseasonablely warm day in the winter of '06.


And this is my weird boyfriend... after Halloween he got a discount on Pirate make-up and couldn't let it go to waste... this was a random night in November.

HAPPY 2007!
Kiss Kiss

Monday, November 20, 2006

Best YouTubin Ever!

My stomach hurts soooo hard from laughing when I watch this...I love it.



for fun...just to make the internet explode a little more...a little search word-fun!

Tom Cruise; Katie Holmes; Tom Kat; Baby Suri; Tomkat Wedding; Posh Spice; Post-natal Brooke; Alien Baby; Fake Preggers Katie; Wedding Guest List; David "Superhot" Beckman; Complete and total bullshit; Scientology; Brooke "the aliens will kill me if I don't comply" Shields; Smidget Homosexual; Poor Katie; Save Katie; Oprah Scorned; Psychos; Will "I listen to my woman" Smith & Jada "Oh hells yes he does" Pinket Smith; Borat; Iraq; dead people; Michael Richards shows his true colors; Seinfeld saves Richard's ass by peddling cheap shit on Letterman show; and on and on and on....AND do-to-to-to, drum roll please?

Welcome to Jolene's World! It's so much better here!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

I Wish I had Five Arms

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Wait, having five arms would be sort of creepy...

I miss my blog... I have been super busy....and with that, like my dear friend Kim wrote in her blog justacitygirl.blogspot.com, I give you a quick run down of the happenings of Jolene’s World....

-Working lots at the magazine, currently I have six stories due on Wednesday, not one is complete. It’s overwhelming and fun!

-Frank and I barely talk anymore as we are way too consumed with the second season of Lost on DVD...best show ever!

-I ate dinner at Usagi Ya in Wicker Park with my friend Mandy. I had a Spicy Tuna Roll minus the magsomo-egg stuff, and a shitake mushroom roll-minus the spinach cuz I don’t want to die. I drank Green Tea. It was the best sushi I have ever had.

-This morning I had much needed closure on an irking issue. I feel great!

-I am in the midst of designing Frank's Halloween Costume, we are going to be Donny and Marie circa 1977.. Marie's costume is already complete. We are hoping to win mega moula at a local contest...

-I am seriously missing my friend E who I haven’t seen in way too long

-I barely leave my desk at work and I am happy.

-I have auditioned lots, and been rejected lots…I keep auditioning.

-Miss. Honey has been a snuggle bug as usual! I would still like to eat her.

-I saw my cute Grandma celebrate 89 years of life. Wanted to give her Honey as a present.

-Went to the Paper House warehouse sale, pure madness. The things people will do for paper.

-Getting very irritated with the continuous rain. The city is windy and cold.

-Painted, rather than carved a pumpkin... it joins another painted pumpkin..the two pumpkins have been christened, Donny and Marie.

-Been scraping my purse for change to get home on the el.

-Met Mark for our weekly cheap eats and chatting at Redfish . He gave me a Hello Kitty suitcase with bubblegum.

-Went to a real doctor because now I have insurance! Learned I gained 10 pounds in the past 6 months….people say it’s because I am in love (insert finger in throat). In reality it’s because I have an addiction to late-night feedings of M&M’s, alcohol and bread.

-Acted in a reading of some fun women-written plays

-Received a fun, new plush couch...for FREE!

-Watched the Chicago Marathon Runners, first hour looked diligently for my friend Amy running in the crowd, second hour diligently looked for a break in the ground to get my bum over to Ann Sather’s Cafe across the street.

-Been procrastinating with the best of ‘em.

-Still screaming like a wild banshee to get out the door on time in the morning

-Heard a great line I want to include in my next play: “The reason you put me through school to get my master’s in (to protect the source-insert your own fancy subject) is so I could have interesting conversations at dinner parties.“

-Frank just made me giggle with a card that says “You’re Invited (on the front and on the inside)…Popcorn and Lost. Please RSVP” And with that...disc 5 begins!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

What's New in Jolene's World

Does anyone know????

Maybe sneaky Mean Jo Green knows... oooh she's too busy posing in the CUTEST picture ever! It's Jo and Granpa Lee....ooooo for Cute!
Title photo by Nick Gordon